Snappy answers from snappy people
“She’s too much of a train wreck. Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.”
-An NFL Network source on rejecting Britney Spears for a spot in an NFL Network Commercial.
Darius Miles, NBA player, on symbols of greatness in sports:
“It’s like you are telling me I’m this franchise player, but hey … once I noticed it, and I was like dang, I don’t have no bobble head?”
“The art of tossing up the jump ball has really declined. These officials need to spend more time practicing in off-season.”
– Bill Walton, NBA Hall of Famer and TV Analyst